June 2012
razzledazzy:
harshwhimsy:
ipgd:
hussie can do full on hivebent 2.0 i do not even care meenah and aranea are great all the characters he writes are great just do it just introduce all fucking 12 of them im ready for it
buckles the fuck up and prepares for homestuck to run for 20 years
I’ll start packing the road food.
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
pchoooooooooooooooooooo:
araneasgrip:
closettrolls:
raikbeard:
sixthrock:
boku-no-neopets:
immortalsmoke:
owlites:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.
so close.
H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG
what even
...
homestinks:
there are two kinds of audio posts, whatcha say and that ha-ha song
rochellejanee:
i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
codgog:
s34dw3ll3r:
codgog:
it’s so hot in here AC’s turned on
why is it so hot on the meteor? because gamzee broke the AC
oh my god
stripedpants:
Does anyone notice Jake’s face?
He’s like
“her butt..”
“is moving”
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
May 2012
I suppose this used to happen quite often..
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
yummytomatoes:
spacestepmom:
HELPDSGFDFH
Original
OMDFJKLDFF FUFKCILOSTMYSHITLADKSLJDS
GOSPEL OF DIRKJAKE: oh my fucking god →
2xknifekind:
poppulchritude:
just because john and jade handle tragedy differently from rose and dave, it doesn’t mean that they’re any less tragic oh my fucking god
better at hiding their problems =/= better at coping
None of them are emotionally mature enough to handle the levels…
larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have...
davidstrider:
when i was five i told my kindergarten teacher that i was gonna seek my fame and fortune as a stripper but she wasnt listening so she patted me on the head and said ‘thats nice’
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
ophiuchustroll:
suchirolle:
ophiuchustroll:
suchirolle replied to your post: everyone in the dirkroxy tag is my family
i barely use shipping tags oops
you’re not my family
I AM YOUR LONG LOST CHILD
my dirkroxy firstborn come home at last…
i am home
2 tags
honestly i dont know who is who on tumblr sometimes
so forgive me if at times i dont talk to you
its because of either of these reasons:
you changed your identity
youre not on when i was on
im busy
im too fucking shy to talk to you
i dont follow you
ophiuchustroll:
suchirolle replied to your post: everyone in the dirkroxy tag is my family
i barely use shipping tags oops
you’re not my family
I AM YOUR LONG LOST CHILD
1 tag
skullbuckle:
themissingavenger:
zillybooradley:
skullbuckle:
what if hussie just makes new homestuck characters more awkward looking as he introduces them to see how far the fandom will go to cosplay them
Your name is FKJHAJFKSAHKFASJKFAKS. You are rEALLY HARD TO COSPLAY. You can FLY and you like to PLAY UNO and BACKGAMMON. You carry a NINE-TON SWORD WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES. The sword is...